When Britain Secedes From The European Union

When Britain secedes from the European Union there’s a few States in the American Union which may like to comment, offer some advice.

  1. Don’t fire on one of their forts first, it leads to a lot of bad blood.
  2. If you paint the Confederate Battle Flag above the Chunnel entrance it’ll give those pesky Calais migrants some pause.
  3. Just like the men of the American South the English are better horsemen.  We don’t know what difference that will make, but it’s a point.
  4. Take not counsel of your fears.  If the South had thirty miles of tumultuous salt water separating it from the North instead of the little Potomac history would have been a lot different.
  5. Don’t ever agree to a battle in Pennsylvania.