Today the Daily Mail had a piece with lots of photo on a vicious swan attacking boaters on the River Cam in Britain. You can read it here.
So I sent in the following which was posted and then hurriedly removed when it triggered a firestorm of invective:
I had a vicious goose some years ago called Pauline whom I was reluctant to kill because to tell you the truth cleaning and plucking a big goose is a pain in the butt. Then I found a farmer’s daughter who obliged for $20. Pauline was a great feature slow roasted over an open fire at the next summer barbecue. My only regret is that I didn’t stuff her with oysters and chestnuts.