That’s Nothing

The Daily Mail had a story about a woman who insists her dog saved her life by performing the Heimlich maneuver on her.  I wrote in comment:

DSC00001That’s nothing, when my house caught fire my Golden Retriever Sparky first carried the cats out, then ran down to the Fire Station, drove the ladder truck up into my front yard and rode the bucket up high into the air from where he directed the high power nozzle onto the flames and extinguished the fire.  And so I was moved to forgive him for having forgot to change the batteries in all the smoke alarms.