KKThe Mail ran a piece saying Kim Kardashian represents today’s ideal body type.  Here’s a selection of reader responses:

Kim Kardashian has the ideal body shape for plugging a hole in a river bank.

If I woke up looking like Kim, I’d be having a lot of surgery to fix me. No way do I want to look like a bulbous garden gnome!

Most women would want to end it all if they woke up with Dim’s bod

More shapely, defined rears are what’s desired these days–NOT that nasty dumpy uni-butt Kim Kardashian is dragging around behind her

.. she is a vile looking creature

Poor excuse for yet ANOTHER Kim Kardashian story. Does the DM have to publish a certain number of Kardashian stories a day to get paid whatever they’re paying ?The claim that walrus-bodied Kim is the “ideal shape” is laughable.

Should carry a sign on her back side saying wide load.

Well at least if she falls off the dock she won’t sink.  Although the buoyancy of all that silicone in her a$$ might hold her face down.

Man the harpoons.

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.