I Don’t Care About Autistic Children – A Reprise

In the interest of having a life and a nation to come home to I don’t and you shouldn’t worry too much about Autistic children. Or these other issues which similarly and without exception are all hyped, distorted or invented.

The Minimum Wage

Unfair Advantage

Thigh Gaps

Anorexics

The Growing Gap Between Rich And Poor

The Necessity Of Respecting Every Bad Attitude You can Imagine

ADD and ADHD

Assisted Suicide

Vegans

The Underprivileged

Homophobia

Inclusivity teach-ins

Giving Back

Historically Black Colleges

Palestinian Complaints

Unfair Advantage

PTSD

Conserving Energy

The Uninsured

Single Mothers

School Teachers

The Drug Addicted

Red-Lining

The Homeless

Global Warming

Past Racial Discrimination

Post-Racial Discrimination

The Radical Gay Agenda

Mental Health

The Handicapped

Asperger’s Syndrome

White Privilege

Schoolyard Bullying

High Calorie School Lunches

Feng Shui

Having A Conversation About Race

Dyslexics

Sustainability

Unions

Mental Health

Partnerships Between The Public And Private Sectors

Banks That Have To Be Bailed Out

Welfare Recipients

Glass Ceilings

The Dangers of Salty Food

The Dangers Of Fatty Foods

The Dangers Of Farm Raised Fish

The Dangers Of Fast Food

Ethnic Food (unless it tastes good)

The Illiterate

Endangered Species

Beach Erosion

Moslem Feelings Or Offending Their Sensibilities By Bombing Them During Ramadan

Knowing Anything About Wine

Rescue Dogs

Rescue Horses

Rescue Dolphins

Childhood Self-Esteem

Diversity

Child Labor

Those Who Disparage The Army Of Northern Virginia

Polar Bears Drowning

Social Justice

Community Organizers

Student Loans

Life Long Learning

Thinking Global

Recycling

Trans-Genders (Or the issues of the coming Dual and Tri-Genders)

Lois Lerner

How “Hard” Congress Keeps Telling Us They Work

 

 Instead here’s a list of issues you should care about.  Not necessarily arranged in their order of importance:

 

God

Your Parents

Your Children and Grandchildren

Your Language

Truth

Scholarship

Your Garden

Your Freedom

Your Neighbors

Your Constitution

Your Dog

Your Cat

Cleanliness

If You Packed It In Pack It Out

Elephants

Lions (Even though I have been on the ground with them and they scare the hell out of you)

Whales

Hummingbirds

 

And if you’re building a dry-laid stone wall – Putting Big Ones On the Bottom And Little Ones On The Top