A further step in the emasculation of the American male is the introduction of Coed baby showers. I urge all males to resist this not by side-stepping the issue but by demanding cigars, whiskey and strippers at the event. And if you’re forced to send a gift in lieu of attendance send gift subscriptions to American Hunter or Guns & Ammo magazines. Maybe tools, replica tomahawks or work gloves. At a minimum you should return the invitation with a little note:
Dear Marcy: Thank you for your kind invitation but I’m afraid you’re under a misconception – I am not Gay.