Advice For Christian Bakers

Here’s my advice to Christian bakers who don’t want to make cakes for Gay Weddings.  Don’t say “it’s contrary to my Christian beliefs” because if you do our oppressive anti-Christian government will fine and perhaps imprison you and certainly force you to pay enormous Bakerydamages to the offended homosexuals.  Instead say “we are devout Moslems, can’t bake such a cake and now that you’ve identified yourselves to us we going to do everything we can to have you thrown off a high building to your deaths.”  You’ll be home free because Liberals are absolute cowards when it come to offending the followers of Mohammed.  Then once the word’s out about how you played this issue  Christians will flock to your establishment.  Even the occasional Moslem will wander in and say “hey this is great I didn’t know there was such a thing as Halal cookies.”